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Cut!
Cut! Good work!
Turn around and face me.
Ready, three, two...
Quiz!
What did we say about the Yamasato prank?!
Okay, I don't think you know why we're doing this, but...
Actually, Zato-san, we just finished filming our first episode, but before that...
we're going to prank you.
Seriously?!
That's right.
Wow.
And we're going to use that as a quiz.
Wow, that's great.
You were surprised, weren't you?!
No, I noticed it.
Huh? Why?
No, I saw you with that camera and you were like...
Huh?
If you're going to do something like that, it's just a prank and nothing else.
Oh, you could see me with the camera?
I could see you.
Hey!
That's why I said the school is called Shigemi.
It's Shigemi School.
I know.
I doubt it's Shigemi School.
I know it's Shigemi School.
We are the answers.
Yamato-san will proceed with the quiz.
Please do.
I understand.
You are the genius of fortune-telling.
That's right.
Quiz! Yamato's special trick question!
First, please watch the question video.
There is a video.
Yes, that's right.
There's a camera over there as well.
Thank you for coming.
Here you go.
That's nice.
There's a camera here as well.
Did you know about this camera?
I didn't know about it.
You're wearing a tripod now.
I'm happy you're sitting in the seat of a star.
Here it is.
I'll give you what you want.
Thank you.
Excuse me, I just farted. I'm sorry.
Oh, cute!
Excuse me, I'm embarrassed.
Excuse me, I just farted.
Here's a question.
What did Yamasato say to Manhida P, who had just farted?
Wow...
What did we say to her at the time?
Please answer.
Zato-san is so kind.
Thank you for saying that.
That was a very noble fart, wasn't it?
People do ask you questions like this, right?
Like what you do when you're embarrassed about someone.
Q&A
Okay, let's see who can answer first.
Let's start with Cookie.
I'll start with Zatsu.
It's fine if I do it, right?
He's the type of person who's good at it.
Good at it?
He's as high as a future boy Conan.
Like this?
Conan before he gets wet in water is like a future boy.
I'll suck it all in and make it nothing.
I see.
That's Mr. Zato's kindness.
It's good.
He's kind.
He's really kind.
I see.
Master!
I like how casual you are.
Thank you.
You can say something like, you have profits for me.
I have profits for you.
Put it on this white rice.
That's good.
What is it?
Hibikake.
I can't say whether it is correct or not, but it is the first word I heard.
It may be indirect, but for the first time, hibikake...
Does it taste like a horse?
Yes, it does.
It has more taste.
Yes, it does.
Does a pea have more taste?
It's good.
A pea has more taste.
I can't hear you saying it many times.
Shall we make a hibikake with a lot of taste?
Yes, let's make a hibikake with a bad taste.
Even a food reporter can taste weird gummy candies.
It might be fast like that, but what will it be like?
Watch the correct video.
I'm sorry. I just farted. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed.
Because you're human.
Yes, I am.
Ah...
This is a little scary.
The correct answer is, because you're human.
It's a good word, but...
What's scary is that you're drinking more water.
LOL
You drank a lot of water and proved it.
You seasoned it with water, didn't you?
You put the tempura flakes in water and made it powdery.
You made it powdery.
It's not powdery.
It's powdery.
You made it powdery.
I like powdery things.
It's almost correct.
You did the same thing.
You didn't put rice in water and ate it with water.
Yes.
I'm afraid I'm saying this myself, but...
you're right!
Yes!
You did it!
That was amazing.
Did you do a hippocalyse?
Hippocalyse.
A hippocalyse?
I didn't realize it myself.
I'm sorry.
You made me melt, right?
I made you melt.
You made me melt.
I'm sorry.
You're a terrible man.
Did you sink?
I did.
I sank.
You drank water like a fish.
I drank water like a fish.
I was surprised.
I felt like it was more delicious.
Did it improve?
Let's move on to the second question.
Here you go.
Excuse me.
I'll get my script.
I'm sorry.
It's really good.
It's good for kicking.
The taste of the chicken is rich.
It's a great combination of chicken and beer.
BYE!
It was a perfume, but it's a nance now.
It was a real tag.
Oh, I'm sorry. I said it again. I'm sorry.
Oh, poor bird.
Not at all.
But you said it's fine.
Yes. Is it true? I'm sorry.
Here's the question.
What did Yamasato say to Manhida P, who had farted again?
I was blowing air into the cushion and there were many thoughts as I was looking at it.
At this moment, I just updated X and came to a ridiculous place.
Until just now, I had just talked about Japanese politics on the morning information program.
LOL
Which one of you will answer?
Cookie-san, please answer.
I think I'll try not to say it to other staff.
I see.
I'll say it directly.
LOL
I'll say it directly or indirectly.
If you say so, I want it in he.
If you say jika, I want it in be.
Choku he, jika, be, which one?
Yes, well, if you say so, which one would you like?
Choku he.
Choku he, understood.
I'm sorry.
Choku he, and I want it in oite.
Understood.
Now, Mr. Itaguchi.
Well, I'll take it in a zip lock.
You have it.
It's kind of you.
You can take it home.
So you two have in common kindness.
Yes, kindness.
In the case of Kushio, he saves it for the zip lock.
And in the case of me, I save it for the corner.
And you save it for the corner.
So you're saying that the difference in where you save it is different?
Yes, it is.
So, Kuchi vs. zip lock, which one do you save for?
Well, it doesn't matter which one you save for.
I don't know, but please show us what you said.
Oh, sorry, I said it again. Sorry.
But you said it in a funny way.
Yes, is it true? Sorry.
It's the.
It was a picture of a man.
It's the picture.
Yes.
The answer is the picture.
Yes.
The answer is the picture.
The picture is hard to come up with.
But this is the picture, so I'm a little...
Chokube?
Oh, it's similar.
Ne?
Yes.
Jikabe?
Chokuhe?
Jakabe?
Chokhe?
The?
He?
Ah...
Mr. Chuck Kee, you're correct!
Thank you!
What's wrong? Your eyes are getting hollow.
My head is getting dizzy.
Now, let's move on to the third question.
Please play the video.
Excuse me. Thank you.
I'll see you in five minutes.
Yes, excuse me.
She's so energetic.
Yes, thank you.
She's so kind.
You're going around in circles, aren't you?
All over the room.
You're going to leave me alone?
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Excuse me.
Oh, this!
What is it?
I'm sorry, I'm actually a fan of Mr. Yamasato.
I love him from Ashigaru Emperor.
I've been watching him since I was three years old.
Three years old?
Yes.
I made special ice cream today, so I hope you'll try it.
Ice cream?
You're kind.
Here you go.
It's rare for you to make ice cream.
That's right.
I made it with love.
Please try it.
Special bunko ice cream.
She is trying something.
I like it.
It smells good.
Did you make it?
Yes, I love it so much.
You are a good woman.
You gave me a bunko ice cream.
Do you like it?
Here is a question.
What is Yamasato's impression of the food?
This is a little too easy.
Easy?
It feels like a lot of people have made this.
The problem sentence is like that, and the person who made it is like that, and the producer who carried it is like that.
And this is easy, and the guys are like that, too.
Everything except me came from a wrong world.
After this, in the medical special edition,
I'll mix martial arts and life-and-death relations.
Isn't it perfect?
You're excited, right?
I think I am.
You just said poop.
I did.
Okay, Cookie-san, please answer.
This one is very easy.
I knew it right away that Yamato-san would do this.
What is it?
You eat ice cream and you're like...
Oh, I ate mozunabe last night.
You guessed what you ate.
Oh, it's made of something inside.
That's right.
It's called poop sommelier.
Poop sommelier.
You know me that well, Cookie-san!
Zato-san's tongue is quite...
It's a real poop!
It's amazing that you ate a real poop.
I'm a little scared.
I was watching while feeling a lot of fear.
Master, please write it down.
I guess it's a frank impression.
Ah, it's not a monograph.
Yes, I was disappointed.
But yes.
I was like, what's going on?
I remember even my anger.
As your impressions, I'm a person who can eat for real.
Isn't it?
Now, you have been asked to answer.
Then, please watch the correct video.
Please watch the video.
I made you.
Yes, I love you so much.
Is that so?
Yes.
What?
I thought you were going to eat it.
You look happy.
How does it taste?
It's delicious.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
Oh, my God.
Then, it's the same.
Both of you are correct.
It's delicious, but I'm happy.
I see.
I'm not happy.
I see.
I remember this one.
I see.
Are you correct?
I'm correct, right?
I'm happy.
It's delicious and red.
I ate it last night too. Aren't they the same?
You are correct, Kukki!
Thank you!
Yes!
You are happy, right?
Matsuho-san gave a positive opinion.
She is very happy.
Yes.
So, please be careful about how you eat and how you are happy.
When you deliver food at the bank, please blur it.
Don't blur it!
It's very realistic.
It's realistic because you blur it.
I'm a married man with high sensibility.
Yes, it changes your image.
Yes, it does.
The marriage of a married man and a woman.
The winner is...
Mr. Takoshi.
You got one right.
Mr. Cookie, you got two right.
Mr. Cookie wins!
Yes!
This is the first time I've won a quiz like this.
Oh, really?
It's the first time!
How did you like my words?
Well...
They were scary.
What?
Eating a bite of a frozen poop,
looking like you're being praised,
and as you leave,
sucking your tongue out of your mouth,
Looking for a freezer…
It was scary.
That was also a moshita chocolate ice cream.
It was sweet. It was sweet.
Moshi chocolate… Really?
Yes, it was sweet.
Do you still have it?
Yes.
Can I check it?
No, it's fine.
Can I? I'm sorry.
No, it's really…
If a misunderstanding is born, it's troublesome.
Ice cream is still good.
Yes.
Even if you do that much realistic shit,
that's the courage of an entertainer, right?
And she was so considerate of Enona and made this for me.
It's in the fridge.
Oh, you saved it.
I was worried that you might have put it in the fridge and left it somewhere.
I didn't ask you to keep it in a proper condition until we finished shooting.
But it might be in the bathroom.
That's true, in the bathroom.
No, it's not in the right place.
Poops are in the bathroom.
I guess it's the same for pooping.
It's in the bathroom or in the bathroom.
Huh? It's gone.
It's gone.
It's gone!
Gone? What do you mean?
That's not true!
It's that big! It's like a doka pen!
Do you need poop?
You have it like this.
Thank you!
I found it.
You found it?
Let me check it out.
Is this it?
This is it!
Can I take a look?
Poop. It's poop.
It's poop.
Poop! Poop!
What? What? What? Poop! It's poop!
You ate poop! It's not poop!
What? What? What?
Can I try it?
Let me try it.
Can I eat this?
Of course you can.
It's bitter. It's poop. Bitter.
Master, it's strange that you know the taste.
I think you've had that experience once.
It's bitter.
It's bad luck.
Wow!
Huh?
You know...it's tomato pasta.
Tomato?! I knew it was something I ate earlier!
And you're...
...pooing.
Pooping?!
You're pooping.
So, how did you like this show?
I feel like I lost a lot of things.
You lost a lot of things?
Yes!
I think you'll lose a lot of work.
Oh, that's nice.
High risk, low return.
You'll lose less work, less fans, and your wife.
Oh, I'll lose her!
You lost everything?
Even if you don't become an orangutan,
I think you'll still find a toilet seat, ashes and shells.
LOL
So you won't eat them on your own?
I won't feed you on your own.
I won't let you go.
LOL
The biggest problem is...
What is that?
The one you said you wanted to be Cookie's lover.
I didn't know.
Yuta... Yuta... You...
You're a kid.
What are you doing, Yomoe?!
Yomoe...
Yomoe's first appearance
Shushu Monea.
Good morning!
Anyway, if you can get a laugh, you'll get 1 million yen.
It's the same as Yomoe's Yomoea and Yomoea.
What's Shushu Monea?
Don't say it so clearly, Yomoe Yomoea.
What's it?
Good morning!
Can we ride it?
You'll have five judges choose you.
Start!
Stop!
He chose a person who seems to be easy to know.
He is the president of AKIDAI, who is always asked about vegetables.
Hello!
What are you doing with the price of vegetables?
He said it alone.
I'm sorry I surprised you.
I'm surprised.
You didn't want to say it, but you sent your girlfriend to the same workplace and didn't want to say it.
It hurts. Stop it.
But you know what?
It's not like you knew each other on this show, but you've been dating each other since you joined.
Who are you talking about?
You should drink it.
No, no, no.
Who are you talking about?
I've heard of it before.
Gugugugu...
There's a deeper problem than that now.
I'll have you talk about it later.
No, I'm sorry.
I didn't think you'd get into that kind of taboo.
No, it's a very taboo.
The world is distorted a little.
The world is distorted, so let's be careful.
You're crazy.
Did you send it?
Room...
Innoborin...